"I do believe I came with a hat!" – a little James Bond, a little Homer Simpson; it's the only gentlemanly way to be ejected from a venue … not that you should be in the first place. In an ever-changing world, overwhelmed by digital communication, deadlines and economy of time, it's no wonder that our face-to-face values system fails. Gone are the pleasantries that come with gallantry, a complete disintegration of respect for fellow man. I Do Believe I Came with a Hat is here to change all that. Armed with an appreciation of the finer things in life, rounded vowel sounds and with arms strengthened by opening doors for ladies, our Agony Uncle seeks to solve the mysteries of etiquette, social protocol and miscellaneous airs and graces.