If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is Caulfield Capital's strategy, and how much we launched with, and how much I got from the friends and family round, and all that David Rubenstein kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it if you want to know the truth. In the first place, pitching myself bores me, and in the second place, my investors would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty proprietary about our strategy. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my biggest LP. They're risk tolerant and all - I'm not saying that - but they're also nosy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam track record or anything. I'll just tell you about this margin call that happened to me around last earnings season just before I got a pretty bad drawdown and had to liquidate Phoebe's Fund III and take it easy. I mean that's all I told D.B. (Deutsche Bank) about, and they're my prime broker and all. They're at 60 Wall. That isn't too far from this crumby trading floor, and the institutional sales bastards come over and visit me practically every opening bell. --On a slightly more mature note, Caulfield Capital is seeking to share Holden's conceptual voice with the world of finance and business - a world that can benefit enormously from the seemingly childish but actually pragmatic view of one who's wondered if the world has lost its collective mind. Alternative news sources have flooded the traditional field but an arena driving the world - finance - has only ZeroHedge to count as revolutionary. As the millennial generation slowly inherits the Italian leather chairs of decision-makers, a breath of fresh air will take the form of critical views within the industry; unfiltered, independent critiques of direction and decisions in markets, trends, and corporate governance will permeate trading floors and conference rooms like never before - with both respect and ridicule. How icon of teenage angst becomes brand of market realism is the work of a fundamental inefficiency - a need for the market to close the discrepancy between bullshit and reality. Caulfield Capital seeks to charitably profit from this conceptual arbitrage by sharing views others may be hesitant to do so from fear for their Rolodexes. Holden will join Tyler Durden in sacrificing his face for the greater good of the markets.